We hear that people are bandying about words like “Lighter”, “come-back” and “Jordan” in the same sentences.

It’s been 61 days, 23 hours and 41 minutes since the last time Lighter posted. And if you thought he pulled that fact out of his ass, wait till you read the rest of his post.

An excessively detailed and unnecessarily graphic list of things Lighter would rather do than sit through 3 defeats in 4.

No matter what the title says, this is not a Robert Ludlum novel, Lighter assures us, because Robert Ludlum is, well, dead.

Our favorite conservative American television pundit, Stee When Col Bear, takes a long over due look at all those who’re wrong with soccer, er, football. It’s all truthiness, we promise.

While a point a piece was a fair result in view of the lack of a focal point in our attack, it was still two points dropped, points out Lighter in keeping with all the pointing going around.

A mathematical extrapolation of (the newly christened) Red Duck’s last post.

Arsenal fans might feel that they were hard done by a 2-0 scoreline. But there was much more at work than Sweet Lady Luck, says Lighter.