There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s more money
– Carlton Palmer on a roll
I think Adebayor’s girlfriend is way too hot for him
– Carlton Palmer after rolling
Ladies and Gentlemen, we at BigFourZa never believe in too long a gap between our Factfiles. In fact, the First Factfile we did has convinced Bridge that it’s not worth staying in the same hotel as Terry. The Second Factfile we did was picked up by one of our journalist friends in Ukraine, who then proceeded to quiz Rafa about his girth, considering there was not much else to talk about a Liverpool team without Torres. Hopefully, this one leaves a crater in Manchester the size of the City of Manchester stadium.
|Name||Manchester City F.C|
|Owners||Lawrence of Arabia|
|Club Worth||Depends. Currently trading at $72 per barrel.|
|Ex-Owners||Thankshin Shinawatra, Jack the Ripper, Al Capone (you get the drift)|
|Year They Last Won the League||Before LIVERPOOL|
|Official Song||Money for Nothing|
|Most appropriate phrase||Once in a Blue Moon|
|Word on the Street||“Scarf? I thought it was a magic carpet”|
Q. What’s the difference between City and the swine flu?
A. The swine flu’s already made it to Europe
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To see what Tevez feels like
Q. Why did Adebayor move from Arse to Shitty
A. Natural progression, wasn’t it?
Q. How many City fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None. They’re used to living in United’s shadow
Q. Why is Picasso better than Man City?
A. Because people actually appreciate it when he draws.
And now, for the enduring images from their history. Though ‘history’ is too strong a term to describe their past.
As always, everyone’s welcome to chip in with their own gems.
So Chelsea against Shitty this weekend. I wonder which shade of blue Vanessa turns out in. And whether Bridge and Terry will shake! Ooh.